Mr. Roasty

The Coffee Alternative

$15.00

Mr. Roasty — Zero Jitters Caffeine

Roasted Texas-native Yaupon provides clean energy, and roasted chicory, dandelion, and barley roots create coffee-like richness. Handcrafted in North Texas with "Above Organic" sourcing.

Ingredients: Roasted Yaupon, Roasted Chicory Root, Roasted Dandelion Root, Roasted Barley

Botanical: Each ingredient in Mr. Roasty has a documented history as a coffee alternative or energizing infusion—from Native American use of Yaupon to European chicory coffee traditions to East Asian barley tea culture.

Yaupon contains 0.65–0.85% caffeine with theobromine and theacrine, and a study of 27 people found this combination improved task performance while reducing susceptibility to distractions.

Chicory Root contains up to 40% inulin for gut health, and a pilot study with 27 healthy volunteers showed daily consumption reduced blood viscosity and serum MIF levels.

Dandelion Root has demonstrated diuretic effects in human research and shows dose-dependent inhibition of platelet aggregation up to 85%, traditionally supporting liver function and bile production.

Roasted Barley has been documented in Japanese research to improve blood fluidity with continuous intake, and roasting creates alkylpyrazines that exhibit anti-inflammatory activity.

For full citations and study summaries, see our Botanical Reference Notes.

How to Brew:

Steep: 1 tsp in 8 oz hot water for 5–7 minutes (essential for full extraction of roasted compounds). Strain: Remove herbs. Enhance: Add MCT oil, honey, or a splash of milk (optional). Serve: Hot or over ice. Yield: 24–30 cups per bag

Details:

76g loose leaf (guaranteed 30 servings, scoop included) Naturally caffeinated (Yaupon-derived)